a moment of weakness overtook me while i was in the office at work on saturday and i went to bergdorf's and ransacked the Dries van Noten section. i basically bought everything that fit me because it was 40% off and i work hard as a busy working mom on the go and i deserve something nice for ONCE IN MY GODDAMN LIFE (ok, not quite true as i buy myself anything i want as soon as i see it, BUT STILL)!
so here are two things that i'm very excited to wear into the ground, both on the more demure side of slutty.
(1) dries-through shirt: i'm a HUGE fan of see-through shirts. i have a dries one i bought at the warehouse sale a while back and i wore the fuck out of it last summer. this seemed like a natural progression of my
foreverlove of dries windowpaning, and the slutty freedom of partially visible nipples:
dries windowpane shirt / cut-off patrik ervell shorts / sambas
plus, it kinda makes my pecs look amazing, no? (sidenote: i started personal training and i bought a tub of protein powder. WHO THE FUCK AM I?)
(2) this dries van noten does Seditionaries-prep sweater: they say that the shoulder is the #1 erogenous zone on guys right after the dick head, the dick shaft, the balls, the taint, the prostate. well, i'm sure someone says that.
dries slutty shoulder sweater / acne x lanvin shorts / h&m fake jil sander bag / sambas
i also bought a bunch of other stuff that i'll show off on my haul vlog, JKS JKS JKS!!!