Friday, June 26, 2009

the decline of western civilization

so i'm starting a new feature here that i feel is the height of good taste and decorum. it's called "style boners" and it's basically me taking my favorite fashion pieces i've seen and putting them in a frame shaped to look like a dick. (thanks, mspaint + gimp!) first up, dries van noten spring 2010 which singlehandedly saved men's fashion spring fashion week from being an utter snooze (heretofore):

classy, non? i like the looks from the collection that go print-overboard but i cannot deny loving the prints he used. they're SO SO SO GOOD. and i always love a midnight blue anything. really, truly, remarkably beautiful.

i'm still working out the kinks to this frame. it looks a little rough around the edges, but maybe that gives it some character? if someone wants to make me a rococo gilded penis frame that i can put around these (333x500), i will be forever thankful.

12 comments:

T-Biscuit said...

hey man it's trevor... i like it! although "boners" has been traditionally used as a synonym for "whoopsy," i think you have effectively taken the term back from the ned flanderses of the world and re-infused it with its more literal meaning.

hard liquor; soft holes said...

thanks, trevor!

TAKE BACK THE COCK.

JJ said...

ooh, I like this idea and would like to use it for my blog too. but what is the female equivalent? "style clitboner" doesn't have a nice ring to it. What do you think about "style chichis" ?

Alfredo said...

It's like when other menswear designers do simple, it ends up being boring. Not Dries. It was awesome

hard liquor; soft holes said...

jj-

i'd be HONORED if you did it on your blog. how about "style female ejaculation" and it's just an outline of a tsunami wave?

Arch Noble said...

Here's a (333 x 500) rococo gilded penis frame you can use: boner.

It's a TIF with two layers, just replace the photo.

hard liquor; soft holes said...

OMG, AMAZING!!

but i can't get it to open up as layers (i'm using ghetto-GIMP and not real bootleg photoshop). could you send it to me with no picture inside or black on the inside so i can just inverse select or whatever? or .xcf file if possible? i have no idea.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. once again, you come through in a clutch.

CECE FAB FAVORITES said...

i like the idea but you need to fix the head of the penis...it looks a little square. (lol)

white lightning said...

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STYLE BONERS 4EVZ

white lightning said...

TSUNAMI WAVE

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

sophia said...

Lol. Dries really was the best by far.

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