Tuesday, May 5, 2009

beyond the creamy white milky pale

i'm sorry, acne studio. i fuckin' love you guys. you put out a great magazine and your clothing occupies a place in my mind now similar to the place i imagine helmut lang occupied in the minds of young "hip" urban professionals in the late 90s. that is to say you make weird, awkwardly cut clothing look so EFFORTLESS and, and i hate using this word, cool. 

BUT

do not try to sell me what looks like the used boi shorts of a particularly enthusiastic subservient bottom after a long night bound and gagged in a sling at the west side club


especially for $69 (irony?).

THANKS, BUT NO THANKS, FOR THAT BRIDGE TO THE FREE CLINIC.

but on a more pleasant note, today's sample sale was pretty good and did you guys know that they had an online outlet store?? BOOYA.

3 comments:

A. said...

ohhh myyyyy goddddddd. I just laughed for about 5 minutes straight! love the blog, love the humor, agree with you about NOT loving the splattered briefs.

-Allie!
missmaterialist.blogspot.com

Jessica said...

jealous of your ability to attend the sample sale! did you leave with anything good?

-jessica

darlin_virg said...

Would have loved to be at the table discussing the marketability of those shorts - ha!